Ahh, the lighter side of life

This product probably won't make much splash in the mainstream media, so I will link to it here.
This is a product, btw they are looking for beta-testers, that might help the less well-endowed woman be more popular. The Wine Rack, it's sibling the Beer Belly, is apparently for the well-endowed male who would like to increase his endowment.

I wonder if these are legal in airplanes?